Absolute Nonsense

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:07:28 -0500

I'm asking for help for my mother and myself.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:05:57 -0500

I'm asking for help for my mother and myself.:

I’m trying to get my mother out of the house. My father is abusive and I don’t know how much either of us can take it. Last night was the final straw and all I want now is a safe place for me and my mom.

If you can’t donate, I understand. If you can, I will owe you a great debt. All I ask is that you spread the word so I can protect my mother the best way I can. We need to get out.

kuroutsubasa: thelastasiantimelord: son-of-mercury: theramen: ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:46:34 -0500

kuroutsubasa:

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

WOBBLE THING.

I need to get one for Midna.

enenkay: That’s some hard lemonade.

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:41:49 -0500

enenkay:

That’s some hard lemonade.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:32:01 -0500

chasingcomics: The Man Who Lives Alone My Intro to Comics final...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:23:18 -0500

chasingcomics:

The Man Who Lives Alone

My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.

djairsurfer: daisyloveletters: catbountry: weeaboo-chan: tens...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:21:50 -0500

djairsurfer:

daisyloveletters:

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

tens of thousands of people like this man. tens of thousands of people DEFEND this man and his ‘jokes’. this is the world we live in

I’m scared.

I’m beginning to suspect most people only like this douchebag because he’s attractive or whatever.

I’d rather have funny dudebros like Two Best Friends or Game Grumps, rather than a mildly attractive misogynist.

he makes me ashamed to be swedish

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:18:54 -0500

thats-slightly-raven: I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:17:49 -0500

thats-slightly-raven:

I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this

g2gfast: today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:16:02 -0500

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

thenimbus: fyeahclinicallydepressedkoala: //...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:14:51 -0500

thenimbus:

fyeahclinicallydepressedkoala:

This.

girljanitor: innocent-bystanders-inc: nudiemuse: princelesscom...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:09:31 -0500

girljanitor:

innocent-bystanders-inc:

nudiemuse:

princelesscomic:

girljanitor:

Self Evident Truths

S. Ross Browne

Ummm…I am so VERY into this right now!

But Black people in period or fantasy settings totally makes the stories unreal.

Also holy shit I love these.

How come I don’t run across this stuff regularly?

Because of racism and the retroactive erasure of POC in Medieval Europe. Pretty much the same reason you almost never see these works of art either unless you’re already looking for them:

milesjai: THE BEST OF THE BEST

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:08:05 -0500

milesjai:

THE BEST OF THE BEST

"Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good guys who just don’t..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:06:41 -0500

“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good guys who just don’t understand why their comments might be unwelcome. Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are creepy predators. Most are somewhere in between, and guess what? I don’t know you, I don’t know your life, and I have no idea if you’re going to leave it at “Hey, you look good in that dress!” or follow it up with “But you’d look better without it! Har har! C’mon, where’re you going? I know you heard me! Fucking cunt, nobody wants your fat ass anyway, bitch.”

When you compliment a random woman who doesn’t know you, no matter how nice you are about it, there’s a good chance she’s going to freak out internally because for all she knows, you could be that latter type. And I get that it’s really unfair that women would just assume that about you. I get that it sucks that sometimes, expressing totally reasonable opinions like “hey you’re hot” will make women terrified of you or furious at you. That’s not fair.

But if you’re going to lay the blame for that somewhere, for fuck’s sake, don’t blame the woman. Blame all the guys who have called her a bitch and a cunt for ignoring their advances. Blame all the guys who may have harassed, abused, or assaulted her in the past. Blame all the people who may never do such a thing themselves, but who were quick to blame her and tell her to just get over it. Blame the fact that if she stops and talks to you and then something bad happens, people will blame her for stopping and talking to you.”

- Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)

demgainzzz: muahahahha

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:58:49 -0500

demgainzzz:

muahahahha

myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada: i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:57:22 -0500

myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

30casterlyrock: If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:53:47 -0500

30casterlyrock:

If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student

cawcawmotherfuckerr: tumblr is like a nightclub and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:53:27 -0500

cawcawmotherfuckerr:

tumblr is like a nightclub

and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here

but then he looks at robert pattinson

and just gives him this knowing nod like

except you

you can go

arctic-mcpenguin: Congratulations to Minnesota for passing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:50:19 -0500

arctic-mcpenguin:

Congratulations to Minnesota for passing same-sex marriage in the House and Senate this week. Governor Dayton will sign the law later, and make same-sex marriages legal starting August 1st. Marriage equality for everybody!

artyintheuk: rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:41:30 -0500

artyintheuk:

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

as somebody who similarly runs an exceptionally high risk of breast cancer i’m glad she took the actions she did

if her children lost their mother to breast cancer when the only justification of not taking such preventative actions is ‘well, they were nice boobs’ wouldnt really cut it

she doesnt have to fear her children losing their mother any more, and now she gets to live out her life to the full with her family and her loving and supportive husband and she’s having the breast tissue replaced with implants which is an option many women (like my mother) just don’t have when they develop cancer

so rock on angelina you’ve always been a babe and always will be