May 2013
I'm asking for help for my mother and myself. →
freemaninthetardis:
I’m trying to get my mother out of the house. My father is abusive and I don’t know how much either of us can take it. Last night was the final straw and all I want now is a safe place for me and my mom.
If you can’t donate, I understand. If you can, I will owe you a great debt. All I ask is that you spread the word so I can protect my mother the best way I can. We need to...
thats-slightly-raven:
I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
g2gfast:
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
myanonymouslove:
the-vashta-nerada:
i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer
...
30casterlyrock:
If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student
cawcawmotherfuckerr:
tumblr is like a nightclub
and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here
but then he looks at robert pattinson
and just gives him this knowing nod like
except you
you can go
krawkward:
theswampghoul:
how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets
natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
how to boys
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
pandandelion:
oh god why did i find that erotic: the untold story of me
inkerdoodle:
frostycake:
mom….
dad….
i’m in love with a bunch of countries
the bible said adam and eve not adam and ne ne papa
When your rp partner suddenly appears
virgo-asmita:
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doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
Reblog if you think girls shouldn't have to shave...
ho-no:
Please I’m trying to prove a thing to my mom who says I must
life-is-a-love-story:
timelordparadise:
ppyajunebug:
NEVER FORGET
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
#HufflepuffsAreTheBest
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
...
Watchkaciart:
the-hatred-machine:
what-a-kick-in-the-quad:
harpalyce:
hasstenkind:
thegreatgp:
byyourleave:
I don’t understand, it’s just a dude running with some musi—/SCREAMING
I SPAT EVERYWHERE
I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING OH MY GOD SOMEONE HELP ME
always worth watching again
i have that mod
Choose a perk:
Animal friend (Rank 1)
omg…
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
